Ten Euphemisms for Sex

So this book has decided that I should write ten euphemisms for sex.

 

1. Screw

2. Bang

3. Pound

4. Toss the salad

5. Heels to Jesus (thanks Zombie Land)

6. Put Percy in the playpen

7. Tickle the Pickle

8. Mattress Olympics

9. Popping the cherry

10. And cheesy enough Making Whoopy

 

This book is too funny!

 

Lady X

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